bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
MrFerret
Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
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K_kanaka 26
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!
TylerBurden 21
You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!
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melantysaurus 3
Go, über mum!
jroxursox1 10
I think she's trying to tell you something.
zebralover23 14
Happy Birthday, but Soon enough those clothes will fit you!
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ifyacantbeatem 5
Actually not a bad gift.. It may not have been on the top of your list, but if in fact you are overweight and would like to do something about it, sounds to me like you now have the tools and motivation to do so..
stargirl19 2
That's what the gym membership is for silly!
colton7 0
That's smart on her part
alinka_fml 0
I don't see why you are complaining. you should be happy and thankful. unless you don't mind being a fatass all your life
Cosmic_Horror 1
She's probably not wrong, but your birthday is the wrong time for that. If you want you're welcome to join us south of the border, you'll probably be average.
buffyfoo 0
Happy Birthday! Also give her some respect she raised you, went through the pain in giving birth to you, probably bought you many things before and feeds you 3 times a day. Moms are the best thing this planet has... Besides MW3 :D