bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
MrFerret
Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
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K_kanaka 26
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!
TylerBurden 21
You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!
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finished 10
I think she's trying to tell you something... :) Happy birthday btw :)
emmas03 0
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO! :)
Blanca781720 5
It's my birthday too!!
Just_Dani 3
That's just hilarious! Thank your mom for making me laugh will you?
willyboy95 2
wow so she just thinks your fat, very nice mom!
zen1979 16
Motivation, FTW!!! Lol
Dracoboxer357 36
OP, I'm going to assume that since you posted this on FML, you may have found this insulting, not motivating. I understand how that feels, I had that treatment from my family most of my life growing up. :p My question for you is, are You happy with how you feel about yourself? If so, return the clothes and get them in your size and keep your chin up. Show how comfortable you are in your skin and to hell with anyone who says counter to that! If you're happy, that's all that matters, it's your body, ftw! :) But, if you're not where you want to be, here's your chance to change all that, for you! Use that membership to it's fullest, and still keep your chin up! But don't wear the clothes to make your mother happy, only do it if you like them and they won't be a constant reminder of hurt feelings. :p But you don't need to change, OP! You just need to learn to be happy with the beautiful person you already are, right now! :) (Hugs!)
Dracoboxer357 36
Oh OP, my apologies, I forgot to say Happy Birthday. :) Don't let this get you down. :) Cheers!
laden_swallow09 35
Incentive!
bizarre_ftw 22
Insensitive!
I_heart_sex 1
Sex is also a great exercise. Try it!
HendricksProdigy 0
If u hit the gym u will fit into the clothes that are too small
fadingfaith 4
You don't say.