Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
How could you forget?
Today, I realised that my birthday was yesterday. I was so busy with my painting work that I completely forgot. I realised when I got messages from friends in the USA, wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously timezones? FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Homesick
Today, it's my birthday, the first one in my college life. No one knew, and no one wished me. It’s fine, I guess. But as I sat alone in my room, I could hear laughter and cheers from hall they were celebrating someone else’s birthday. I tried not to care, but deep down, I felt little envious, and a little lonely. FML
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I_Suck_At_Life 0
I think you need a bbbiiiiiiggg hug. *Hug!* Happeh Birthday! <3333 #1 #2 #3 #5 #6 =)
lexxi_fml 0
maybe a surprise party is around the corner?
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ruin242 0
dont worry todays tuesday. glad to help. :)
turbopuss 1
happy birthday
cloud_strife_ 0
:(
frar 0
happy birthday1
hatster 4
Get over it kid.
miz_in_love 4
awww!! happy bday!!!!! *gives you a big hug* :)
stephhhlove 1
happy birthday(: you aren't alone<3
69_jackson_69 0
Well now I am aware. But still no happy birthday will be received from me.
sweetpea88935 1
jerk
TrollerTrollsYou 0
Hbd
MollyXD124 7
That's why you should have chosen a better birthday. Mines January First. No one forgets that shit. Just kidding. Sorry about that..