Today, my mother took my brand new PS4, which I haven't even played yet, and threw it out the window while I was at work. When I asked her why, she said she was mad that we didn't have any paper towels left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my 81-year-old mother threw out the packaging for a 3-day-old $1,700 monitor I was going to return due to a defect. I live in my own home, but she randomly visits to "clean up" without asking me. Now I'm stuck with an expensive, defective monitor. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Wow your mom has got some serious anger control issues or she's ******* nuts, time to get out before she goes after you
raven_of_azarath 35
But OP’s mom damaged property over something completely unrelated. She probably wouldn’t be much emotional help in the future if she’s that crazy now.
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Comments (28)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is your mom Lois Griffin?
pugs 12
If she refuses to buy you a new ps4 then have her arrested on destruction of personal property.
awildwhisper 30
And then they'll lose family over a game console and probably any financial and emotional support and advice they'll need in their future.
Sinshine 28
I'd say losing a family member who randomly with absolutely no sane reason to damage someone else's things and refuses to replace the damage wouldn't be a big loss.
raven_of_azarath 35
But OP’s mom damaged property over something completely unrelated. She probably wouldn’t be much emotional help in the future if she’s that crazy now.
Boyufd 25
sue her bitch ass and break something of hers
real life problems 26
Americans just cant help but sue at any given chance
blightsight 10
No kidding. Hell, Weird Al even has a song about sueing over stupid shit
tounces7 28
That's because our parents generation is completely ****** up. Baby Boomers are a generation of horrid people.
Charlie Given 28
Wow your mom has got some serious anger control issues or she's ******* nuts, time to get out before she goes after you
maikeru1979 23
LIAR!!!
RichardPencil 32
Your mom did the wrong thing! The obvious correct behavior was to sell the PS4 and use the money to buy a helluva lot of paper towels.
Disque98 7
still going strong, i see. godspeed you magnificent bastard
Mathalamus 25
This goes well beyond anger issues. Pretty sure it's just a lame excuse for destroying the PS4.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
bill time
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
And that concludes todays episode of things that never happened. Tune in next time, when North Korea launches Kim towards Russia but Putin fortunately is able to catch him and throw him back.
interesting33 37
haha! lol
Zahkrii 21
Make her pay for a new one.