Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
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SAgirl 23
You're her sugar daddy, not her BF.
kman1759 7
if this was flipped and the boy was given the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.
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Comments (164)
my_two_cents 3
Your life is average.
atleeh 0
my thoughts exactly
DreamRose 5
so? its just gifts. Happy Birthday dude.
shammyyy 0
WHAT!! this is not fml worthy. I believe what she got you was way better than what you got her... tsk tsk tsk
savvy_suzy 0
Hold her up with the squirt gun for money? No, that's not right...
nephilim241 19
shouldn't give to get, yeh that sucks - fyl
MFninjaof2012 0
So uhm yeah happy birthday
iheartglasses 0
I dont see how some people can be so negligent of their significant others. I saw a comment above joke about a ********. If I couldn't afford equally nice gifts then I would be making it up to my boyfriend by cooking an amazing breakfast, lunch, and dinner and give him all the sexual pleasure he could want that day. But I guess thats just me, and maybe a handful of other girls worldwide..
monnanon 14
If you cant afford a present then be creative and thoughtful with your gifts. Spending lots of money on something doesn't make it a good present. Why would you feel the need to make it up to him because circumstances have made it so you cant spend the exact same amount of money.
blkandredenvy 0
sometimes what's important is the thought u put into someone's gift. maybe u act like a kid and maybe u like to play with toys. I think it was a sweet thought. I dated a guy for 3 years and I didn't even get a happy birthday from him. so be thankful she loves u enough to remember
PeaceAndSmile 0
Maybe your girlfriend is a MLIA-er. Just saying.
RedPillSucks 33
OP, as some have said above "It's the thought that counts" and you shouldn't expect gifts matching what you gave. However, looking at the list of gifts you received, I have to ask. Exactly how old is your girl friend? Did she graduate from middle school yet?