Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
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Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
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SAgirl 23
You're her sugar daddy, not her BF.
kman1759 7
if this was flipped and the boy was given the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.
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Comments (164)
r0ck_this 0
what the. date ME, I will have more money to give you better things. I'm sweet, cute, and I cook and clean. :D As a plus ( well, it is in my eyes ) I do not want to have kids. Ever. ;D
doughnutboy99 2
don't be like that i will tell you and i hope you trust me when most guys who date girls like you just want to get into your pants,don't care about what you feel, and when you aren't satisfying them enough they'll either leave you or cheat on you trust me
r0ck_this 0
"girls like you" girls like me? LOL. girls like me have the balls to tell the men who are only interested in lovin' and leavin' to **** off. i own a .38. i don't take disrespect because i don't deserve disrespect. don't tell me "don't be like that" when i said i cook and clean and i don't want to have kids, and i have more money to give someone better gifts. what do you want me to be, a durnk, unemployed bitch? LOL "trust you" .. why, because you let men walk all over you? idk if you're male or female, you're not worth the click to find out.
ASA5G 2
You guys keep saying "maybe she's not as financially balanced as you". The ****? you seem to forget the fact that she got him a matchbox car, a glow necklace and a squirt gun. what's the total for those items? around $5? please she could have at least got him a cd or something. Or is that too much to ask?
alexFYL 11
Who buys music anymore?
Sarojin 0
maybe they're all part if some new sex game she wants to play. you should look into that.
hmmmxxo 2
its because you lesbian. maybe she isnt.
Mentalpigeon 0
Could she afford anything better? Still, i guess she's giving you a hint.
kiakia0131 23
I would be happy with a matchbox car, a squirt gun, and a glow in the dark necklace!
kemando 22
YDI for going over the $20.00 limit
Shinygirlnz 1
I am soooo sick of people complaining that they've spent too much on presents and expect others to do the same. Yes, the girlfriend's presents are cheap and nasty, but the OP's an idiot for going WAY overboard. Learn to stick to a limit. If you'd just bought a nice CD or something you wouldn't be feeling as crappy now.
Kandyland 12
Maybe your girlfriend was trying to give you a hint as to how mature she thinks you are. :P
Saigee1997 3
I don't care how immature this is, but I'm just saying...I would've taken your presents over the other ones. Seriously. It sounds ******* awesome! So quit complaining you bitch, and just appreciate that you got anything at all. {: