Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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Comments (202)
thecrazymancan 17
What you need is some kind of invisible tag to tell them apart that they aren't aware of. Like putting some kind of spray on one of them that glows under UV light or something. That would really mess with them. :D
flashback_fml 14
Threesome
Malicteal 21
Marry both of them, Bigamy is legal in some places. Then you're covered.
False_Stupidity 42
Unfortunately, it's not legal where the OP is.
TADspace 30
Sneak up behind one with a pair of hair trimmers. A nice, reverse mohawk will help you tell the difference.
Witchylady 18
It could be worse because you could have sex with the wrong one. Or is that their ultimate plan? Two for the price of one. What a bargain.
Guardian88 21
Double the pleasure, double the fun!!
rockhead1270 5
Ask the real one to blow you
bv2332 10
Punch one in the face... The bruise will give them away for weeks
full_metal_ 8
Pshh sounds like a good problem to me.
mkuder 2
how about the one who's wearing your engagement ring?