Today, it finally became clear to me that before you start dating a co-worker, it's best to figure out who they've already dated from work, just in case one of her exes is your new manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my coworker began flirting with the new guy at work and accepted a date with him. I’ve been trying to get with her for months and she'd told me, “Sorry, I don’t fraternize with colleagues.” I called her out on it and she told me, “OK, I’ll spell it out for you: I do fraternize with attractive colleagues.” FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
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flirtyfaery 7
Or you just don't date co-workers at all.
sweet2u22 9
Dating coworkers is against a lot of company's policies for a reason.
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Comments (113)
Zoranius 6
And that's why you NEVER date Co-Workers. :)
macguy4321 14
This is why you don't get your honey where you make your money
babybrie143 0
Dont EVER mix business with pleasure...EVER!!
mosquito19 14
hmmm, *****
m3lz3rs 5
That's why you never shit where you eat.
hateevryone 15
smh
thuumbsup 5
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MigraineurOfLife 15
Hope you enjoy what time you have left working there.
good41thing198 7
Congrats. Your dating the office ****. Wear a condom.
KiddNYC1O 22
I've always heard and learned never to become romantically involved with a coworker...