Today, it finally became clear to me that before you start dating a co-worker, it's best to figure out who they've already dated from work, just in case one of her exes is your new manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my coworker began flirting with the new guy at work and accepted a date with him. I’ve been trying to get with her for months and she'd told me, “Sorry, I don’t fraternize with colleagues.” I called her out on it and she told me, “OK, I’ll spell it out for you: I do fraternize with attractive colleagues.” FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
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flirtyfaery 7
Or you just don't date co-workers at all.
sweet2u22 9
Dating coworkers is against a lot of company's policies for a reason.
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Comments (113)
juliajealousyy 1
Sounds like she has more than 1 ex in the office now?
Riley97 0
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Hahahaha that sounds hella creepy, sorry!
StoryOfTheYear 15
She's way out of your league kid. Oh wait, she's thirteen. Neeeevermind.
Cami15 6
How is the 13!?
silentspilla 0
ur really pretty
brohamas16 7
jeez ur kinda hot
omfg_creepers 8
I hope that works for you. You can always black mail him if he picks shit with you.
FaraPjJammaz 13
That's why you should keep your work and personal life APART. :)
bostongirl77 5
Just don't date co-workers at all... Unless you are completely out of options... Then again, being alone is still better than work place drama.
bjr1208 3
Work is going to SUCK!
ClassyCommando 13
So is his manager's ex-girlfriend...
lalatookasheema 8
Looks like you're stuck in a lose-lose situation, my friend. FYL Indeed.
Hyperion11 2
That's why you don't date co-workers, ever,,,
saddgurl 0
Someones not getting a raise x)
GoW_Chick 15
At least you and your manager have something in common you can swap stories in the break room.
QQMorePlox 18
Office ***** ftw =]