Alycat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's hard
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Alexandra
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Why not both?
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Top comments
Jatok 17
Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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Comments (23)
wickedgetz 30
that is something both of you can enjoy... together or alone
Taylor Carter 3
Bet you he's getting dumped
Glowworm56 27
Use a password he'll never get in a million year!
Yudith 28
Time to watch some "for women" ****. Don't forget to loudly complain that your boyfriend isn't as exciting as your **** afterwards, complete with suggestions about his clothes, sex moves, manscaping, etc,
PBcupcake 7
if it makes you feel any better my bf took me out for drinks and brunch and made me pay for myself... I'd rather the **** hub account lol
brightlink 8
That is the ultimate gift for a man
ArbiterOfFML 24
This is a sign. He wants you to learn something for the sexytimes. ;)
CantTouchThat 29
More than what I've got.
brendejafulable 41
The gift that keeps on giving.
Fffhjno_fml 17
Well, I mean, if you'll use it... It's the thought that counts?