thank god you'll only live once
Hamilton, Canada
Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
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Caleb
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
hamburglar
Irving, United States
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
thatisfuckedup
United Kingdom
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
NewlyChildaphobic
Ireland
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
fmylyfe
Saint Paul, United States
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
janie
Mind your own business
Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML
AshamedDaughter
Canada
Help yourself
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
LameChef
Poland
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
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andrewbourgeois1 5
Who needs an education when you have swag?
perdix 31
Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."
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Comments (131)
Kiki242 19
Maybe he was joking?
Newboy237 4
The lunchlady should stuff the patty inside her pants "swag" it all over her ass and feed it to the kid and say "theres your ******* swag kid! come again!"
bikergirl93 18
seriously what the hell is this world coming too.........
evan_7899 28
and a #coke
perdix 31
Really? How could he have "figuratively" ordered a hamburger with extra swag? Everybody's up in arms about new words like YOLO and swag (that are going to be forgotten in a few months), but we don't care that the fine word "literally" is losing it's meaning and just becoming a generic intensifier. The butchering of "literally" has me far more worried than transient slang. When was the last time you were assaulted with "gag me with a spoon?" See, that shit dies.
Robbieisadowg 16
#41 I think you mean #swagcoke.
shakiam014 12
Slap him with "extra swag".
xxxkassixxx 8
Wow this generation is going to be in history books as a mistake I see it
dman798 18
Let's hope he never becomes someone with power
itsmegandoll 6
god bless that child.