thank god you'll only live once
Hamilton, Canada
Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Caleb
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
hamburglar
Irving, United States
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
thatisfuckedup
United Kingdom
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
NewlyChildaphobic
Ireland
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
fmylyfe
Saint Paul, United States
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
janie
Mind your own business
Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML
AshamedDaughter
Canada
Help yourself
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
LameChef
Poland
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
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andrewbourgeois1 5
Who needs an education when you have swag?
perdix 31
Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."
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Comments (131)
heartlocked 3
That kid doesnt have swag. Swaggers are always ahead of the line, not in the 'line'.
Robbieisadowg 16
Ya thats why he was ordering some.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
JoshuahColins 19
"And that's when I killed him your Honor."
Ibuki 15
Sounds like my kind of food.
kinky44 28
What? People?
PichiJG 7
sounds like your school has a bad case of swag fags
zoegirl_455 30
Was a normal amount of swag not enough for the kid?
AntiPrude 26
...there is no God.
KushCrushin89 10
Correct, but I fail to see how this relates to the FML.
Zimmington 21
And you're living proof of that
awkwardloveannie 28
god can't force people to do things he can only guide them if they don't listen it isn't his fault he wants people to have free will not be minions... if he could force people maybe you would be a decent human being
moondoglou420 17
Cut out some fabric in the shape of pants and then leave them hanging just barely inside of the burger bun.
olpally 33
What a dumb ass. Sadly, girls will fall for the idiots that say shit like that. Argh, I hope he gets punched soon.
jonahwalzer 12
Well you cant have a burger without swag, and then a swag-shake, and a side of swag-fries.