thank god you'll only live once
Hamilton, Canada
Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Caleb
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
hamburglar
Irving, United States
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
thatisfuckedup
United Kingdom
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
NewlyChildaphobic
Ireland
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
fmylyfe
Saint Paul, United States
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
janie
Mind your own business
Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML
AshamedDaughter
Canada
Help yourself
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
LameChef
Poland
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
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andrewbourgeois1 5
Who needs an education when you have swag?
perdix 31
Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."
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Comments (131)
miasaur 11
but swag adds extra seasoning
Munkysnuflz 1
I have no hope for this generation
total_anon 3
I saw this on Ifunny!
unsociably 1
my life has come to an end
Marie314 17
I don't even think this should be on FML, sounds like something someone making fun of the word "swag" would say.
FlyingPie 17
I must be getting old because I'm still not sure what swag means in this context. The only definition of swag I know is prizes (usually inexpensive ones) given away at events.
Zimmington 21
I hope you're being sarcastic
incoherentrmblr 22
Secretly We Are Gay (SWAG).
FlyingPie 17
Why would I be sarcastic about that?
FlyingPie 17
So he wanted extra gayness on his hamburger? I still don't quite get it..
Zimmington 21
because what you just said isn't even one of the definitions for "swag". Swag is just swagger shortened It's not that hard to get.
riashah 14
Cut the swagger some swag :p
Gixie 25
Little did he know that swag means **** in cafeteria speak.
Kyle17206 11
I'd spit on it. There's your ******' swag.
nopasanada 3
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