Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a co-worker asked me what meat we use for the drumsticks. We work in a chicken factory. This co-worker also thought that spreading out the chicken wings more evenly in the tray would increase the overall weight of the product. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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kickazz16 15
Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.
biasedshooter 24
You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!
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Comments (176)
jackeechan 10
Maybe he didnt eat breakfast and got hungry?
LilAngel606 5
he's a smartypants isn't he
dam31497 0
Thats not even fml worthy. What the **** is wrong with you? You must have a pretty boring life if this is the best you could come up with.
nillabear 0
Chicken marzipan!!
jeff1900 0
he waz most defiantly a black gay
thewilsonator 0
I think its a great idea
sjhill 32
how about red bull? :P
Nighttime01 9
That's not a FML, that's a epic WIN :D
The_Honey_Badger 17
Mmm, chicken wing.
Nederlander95 14
He was clearly joking. Probably making fun of cafeteria food.