Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
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Today, a co-worker asked me what meat we use for the drumsticks. We work in a chicken factory. This co-worker also thought that spreading out the chicken wings more evenly in the tray would increase the overall weight of the product. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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kickazz16 15
Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.
biasedshooter 24
You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!
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Comments (176)
Cypherrr 13
Perhaps he wanted to take the assignment further and make it fly? I'm jealous of the fact you got to make play dough in school. :]
Justin23L 2
You never made play doh in your school? We made it in 7th grade cooking class!
raydaly 5
all I ever made was my own video game I tell ya it sucks to have family who have worked for ubisoft head development team :( "sigh" I envy the genius need to create ... play-dough
McAninch35 9
I've read 101's comment now and I still can't piece together the logic behind it. If there is anything there
Svelgin 7
Yo, I heard you like playdough so we put playdough in your playdough so you could playdough while you playdough
tylersign 11
I would have put play dough in the play dough. Don't know where he got chicken wings...
deviable 9
Doughception.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Now with up to 4 layers of dough. For only $19.99 a pack.
boarder540 12
Like a hot pocket hot pocket! A hot pocket filled with a hot pocket
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda put some of that new fangled bacon lube in there, makes me salivate just thinking about it.
nivek_yarb 0
Where you put with the weirdo in the back of the class?
saIty 17
Right next to your cardboard Bieber.
ilikebreasts 0
No, she was put with that black guy who loves KFC chicken wings.
perdix 31
If he thinks that chicken wings are rubbery, he ought to buy them at a place that isn't Hooters. At Hooters, rubbery is the overarching theme ;)
rattusrattus 19
I thought it was birdwatching, with owls as a special interest?
perdix 31
No, that's the excuse you give to wives and girlfriends. We all go looking for titmice and titis
rattusrattus 19
Thanks for revealing that to me! My boyfriend is getting such a bollocking for not letting me go with him! :P
Souners 3
Sounds legit.
chelseaheming 0
great Idea!
loserman67 36
It sucks when your lab partner is Forest Gump. He probably wanted to put Buffalo wings in first but didn't know where to find a buffalo, right? I'd ask the teacher for a lab partenr that doesn't have to wear a helmet all day long. Good luck on that grade!
gabrielbaby 9
That's just rude. Forest Gump had mental retardation, not stupidity, like you.
loserman67 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
SARCASM: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual. Try learning something before you make a comment like that - remember what site this is and the type of comments that it promotes.
bananagrams 9
Normally, stuff like that would be funny. But you just kinda took it too far.
hedgeclippers 0
27, I read the comment multiple times and there's no sarcasm being used. I can tell you're trying to be witty (failing utterly), but wit and sarcasm are two different things entirely. It would have been sarcasm had you said something like "Is your partner's name Forest Gump per chance?" but that would have also pushed it too far. You're not funny nor sarcastic, in case you didn't realize. Making fun of the mentally retarded is in no way funny.
bananagrams 9
74- actually making fun of mentally challenged people can be pretty funny. Have you not seen The Ringer?
docscientist 10
Are you guys seriously getting worked up over a fictional character...
upyourzlolz 11
A fictional character... That changed us forever o.o
p3mguin 7
It took me a while to even read the definition. Learn, sir. And are you trying to be funny with the buffalo comment because that made you look a lot stupider. NICE JOB THO. here's a chicken Wing to the face!!
sheethapins 13
A fictional character? No. It's the comparison between op's partner and the character's persona, mental retardation, that is what is being addressed. What the original commenter has done here is suggest he is being sarcastic about suggesting op's partner is mentally challenged and quite possibly offending someone who indeed does have a loved one with a similar disease. That being said, when reading the comment there is zero sarcasm period which creates irony, that someone well prepared with a definition of the word can not provide an example but instead a dim witted attempt at insulting another person and claiming it is sarcasm. So Forest Gump is not the problem, and the argument has little to do with the actual character. And for the record, the analogy was bad regardless. Forest Gump would have added shrimp.
Cookiegirl222 0
Mmmm shrimp
McAninch35 9
You saw the line, crossed it, then pissed on it from the other side. Not cool, 27.
bananagrams 9
117- Don't even try and tell me you watched The Ringer without laughing! Although I will admit, I worded that last comment very poorly and made myself look like a dick. Thumb me down, I deserve it.
DFlit1 0
Hey u should have tried his little experiment, it is science class afterall
docscientist 10
Science doesn't test stupid. Unless it's actually testing "stupid."
docscientist 10
Nice to see people failed to get what I meant.
jackassiddy 8
If the chicken is from McDonald's it could actually work...