Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible. Just terrible...
DocBastard 40
KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.
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kingdomhearts3 0
So? Have fun with it...ask hotty to be your partner and have a good time. High school broads eat that shit up, just get loose.
Gomez_Vidal 0
It's a California thing... my class danced to Kim possible ... lol
juliaroney 1
I had to learn tht too! :/
geminiTwin4 3
I had to that too when I was a freshman! it SUCKED. and now the freshman this year get to do Thriller -.- lucky ass little freshmam. sorry OP
CountryCarlson 0
Some people might not have that chance, f*#k it man enjoy life. No regretts have fun with it go all out
madyx07 11
hahah miley sucks
bms1996 12
what's so bad about the hoedown throwdown?
bms1996 12
what's so bad about Miley Cyrus?
SarahJonas 3
we had to do that too, but instead it was a line dance to one of her dads songs.
TwinRoxas 7
Oh god I'm so sorry! My heart goes out to you...