Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
i would have though it was i <3 LA too... unless you put L.A. (with the dots)....but that's like poking his hand...next time write "U" inside the heart
texmas 0
I don't think that's ever really a good way to let a guy know that you like him.
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Comments (562)
ghostoflalonde 12
There is a really strong bribe culture in Morocco. When I was there as a 14yo someone tried to offer my parents a camel for me!
cj89898 24
Why does it say 2009 post. The other one said 2010...
DoomedGemini 38
Are you supposed to stay silent when cops talk to you on vacation?
andrmac 25
His eyes looking at his speedometer while following your ass before turning on the blue lights! I think that's actually what he meant. Since there is no god damn button for it on this one: YOU DESERVE IT! ....And you suck FML and you deserve it for all the people that stop using the your site for all the terrible changes that everyone hates!
lexiieeex3 32
Why would you get arrested for speeding? A ticket works just fine.
SherbetGlitter 26
Lol at all the 'cops in other countries' comments near the bottom, must have been a mix up at some point :P
_EnderDoge 22
Wow.. the first ever FML..
lucasj23 11
ydi. that's just stupid.
Quinn_895362663 11
That's really cute. Too bad he didnt get it.