Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.
whatthefuckcunt 0
you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."
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Comments (92)
netfreak 0
lulz
lil_ham1644 29
You're
whatthefuckcunt 0
you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."
french_love_fml 0
HAHAH your life sucks !! :)
perdix 31
Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.
genesis357 0
ha.. haha... wow. nice one :p
someguy945 0
I think he's nuts.
perryscherry 0
I giggled for quite a while at this perdix...thank u.
KASHMIR_fml 0
lmfao at #4
GamingTroller101 12
Balls*
Snowlight_fml 7
Sexy.
french_love_fml 0
Yeah, i was in mcdonalds with some friends and i saw an old man who was wearing a short and his legs were open and we saw both of his balls ! that was funny but still FML
mim777 4
did you not feel sorry for him !? thats horrible, poor thing !
hXcsoccerplaya 0
I remember moderating this one...
rrokka187 0
How do u not feel ur ball hangin out?
Emperor_Jim 0
Apart from this guy's poor typing skills, he raises a good point. You'd think you'd feel a breeze or something.
youshitme 9
The costume was too loose, as it wasn't elastisised around the edges. Thankfully they've fixed it and there's no more balls to be seen
Cjw1220 0
No, just has the same username as op and sounds informed about why it happened, but no. That is not the Original Poster.
youshitme 9
Yes that was me actually ...
flyintonite 0
Hmm when I thought of this it raises an interesting point... it's usually the left nut never the right one that's the focus. Seriously in rap it's left nut this, left nut that. And his left ******** fell out? Sheesh... to all the underappreciated right nuts know you're important too.
Goodnamesaregone 0
agree
TehToaster 0
All hail righty! To the OP, remember, there's no business like showing your business.
Neferria 0
I guess you dropped the ball on this one.
Skull_300 0
One of the "twins" stopped by to say "What the ****, HELLO Everybody!"