Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, in frustration, I threw a spanner across the room at work, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. I woke up in an ambulance with a cracked skull and a gorgeous EMT lady. I would've tried to ask her out, but while I was out cold I'd pissed myself, and the whole ambulance reeked of it. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.
samadams42 0
They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.
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Comments (292)
pink_raindrops 26
I'm not even sure how doing something so stupid as crushing a can on your head became known as "manly". It's one of the most retarded things someone can do, its on the level of letting someone hit you as hard as possible because "you're a man and can take pain". Worst logic EVER. Maybe if you showed her you were a smart, kind person you'd have a shot...but showing her you are a complete moron like that will only get you another date with your left hand.
Muffin_Tops_fml 2
this reminds me of that pepsi commercial with those guys who had crushed the pepsi can with their heads.
jt_ski17 0
Hey that's how I always impress people... its an art
FlonkertonChamp 6
yyyyyeah... that's not a way to impress anyone. men are idiots.
clashatdemonhead 3
not all men are as stupid as the OP
sublime420 11
I actually did that at a frat party once. Now everytime i go back people ask me to do it again. It got to the point that my friend filmed it and told me to just show them the video nect time, because i was always waking up with a bloody forehead...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
In what way is the ability to crush a soda can against your forehead impressive? If I saw a guy do this I would just think he was a complete moron, or perhaps drunk. Next time you want to impress a girl just try talking to her and getting to know her. Intelligent conversation trumps neanderthal style behavior every time.
ILike_Dancing123 19
Epic fail :L
KraziiDesire 0
You Deserved it.
Skatejock21 0
what a douche
Drashou 0
Idiot.