Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Top comments
StreetReaper 9
The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.
zingline89 18
Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.
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Comments (120)
picturescrazy 24
Times like that call for going commando. Why ruin a good pair of panties?? You could use them as motivation to get back to your size you were at a couple years ago when you first bought them (:
aaeeeooowwww 6
Sexy panties aren't meant to b kept on... They knew u were wearing them wrong.
firefighterjohn 9
should of just taken them off.
SoultheWolf 19
You completely deserve this. One for putting on sexy panties for work, only wear those if you're a stipper or a hooker! Two for wearing them for a long period of time. You said you bought them years ago, people always gain and lose weight during the years, if they were cutting off your circulation then they were way too tight to be wearing, especially for a long length of time.
KalCounty 4
So all women aside from hookers and strippers should wear granny panties? Your world sounds terribly depressing to me.
robertd73 24
Pics or it didn't happen...
strawberryspacejam 11
y u no get rid of ur old clothes
DaddyLongStroke 1
I bet you made them even sexier >=-)
DaddyLongStroke 1
I bet you made them even sexier >=-)
looney_mc 4
How did you look in them? Cause pain is ok if you ass looked good
gimmeasalad 9
LOL I've done that before.