Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
area51avenger 0
yay wonderland. what ride was it?
sam_ash 3
he should've known better than to go to your place of work then.
OneandOnlyOne 0
Well, this was his way of letting you know. I hope you took care of business after you got off work. He would have been Worried if he had done that to me!
skiBOAT 0
I wouldve unbuckled them.
MoobyTheCow 2
No you wouldn't have. You'd have pulled the belt tight and not gotten fired.
NaturallyUnlucky 0
skiBOAT got owned.... I like your name, Mooby. =)
catfriend44 0
you shouldnt have put the seatbelt on that tight so that when they go upside-down they fall... that cheating basturd i feel so sorry for you
rukiafujioka 0
That sucks. How did you know it was his girlfriend tho? It might have just been a friend or something. If it really was her though, I would have punched the guy right in the face and make him get off the ride. Or better yet, just not strap him down and say you did xD
buttercup707 0
Did anyone notice it doesnt say FML at the end. : (
GoldenWonton 0
Dammit. You beat me to it. ):
TheLetterZero 7
I'm surprised it took twenty two comments for it to be commented on.
Daaniellee1234 8
It might have been a stranger, relative, friend. Unless you knew for a fact he cheating. I think you should have loosened both their seatbelts and started the ride before they noticed and watched them fall to their death. Or you could have just given him a very stern talking to ;)
xoxoCheer 0
You should've said he was over the weight limit and had to get off the ride. Or play dumb and forget to strap him down.
hellzyeah88 0
i call bullshit. why would a cheating boyfriend take the other woman to his girlfriend's place of work?? you're either dating an idiot, or you're a liar.