Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.
EmiliaB 12
#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.
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oddities 20
#2, quick lesson in grammar entirely meant to benefit you. "Theirs" is possessive and a variant of "their" (as in, "I found out that the puppy was theirs"), "there's" is a compound word combining the "there" that refers to direction, placement, etc. (as in, "There's the store"), and "they're's" is not a word but "they're" is a compound word combing "they" and "are" (and would be used like, "They're my friends"). ▾ Important note below Sorry if that annoyed you a little, I just think people should get to know the difference between the 3.
revelation11B 10
I didn't know that Mr Clean works as a chef...
DKjazz 20
Mr.Clean: You him in your kitchen, but not in your food.
warsun 27
Logic does not apply here it seems
oddities 20
Stupidity, however …
ChristianH39 30
Stupidity, unfortunately, always applies.
BrotherPhil 35
You expect logic from management? I wonder if the manager has long hair...
sohigh10 34
What the hell does he think you do with the food:|
cakefete2 31
Well, the cream is"fresh"...
trob6999 2
It's still your job to check for the hair and mags sure it isn't served
SmokinGuns 13
Mags? Makes*... no because it could've been the customer's hair, but they're too stupid to realize.
oddities 20
Please realize that the customer could've put the hair in there to get a discount or deal of some kind. Some people will sink that low without acknowledging that the chef will get in trouble. There's a damn good chance OP isn't at fault at all for that. And by "dam good chance," I mean it isn't OP's fault that another chef let their hair fall in, the customer put hair in the food, or the hair got in there any number of possible ways.
cocacola999 27
There's also a type of customers (luckily, not a very common type), who plant things such as strands of hair into their own food in order to claim compensation. Not sure if that was the case here, but it's a possibility.
brittnaaayy318 12
It's more common than you'd believe I work in a restaurant and the things people clearly plant in their food just to get a free meal are insane. They don't even care that could be risking someone's job.
JuzReading 23
You were probably just a scapegoat. I know a friend whose manager pinned a complaint on her because a customer's order was forgotten even though it was her work mate's job and the customer demanded to file one.
estefa20 10
What a jerk. It probably was his that's why he wants to blame someone else.
CSUNMSU 5
Must have thought you have some pretty long pubes
GeneralStew 7
Sounds like your boss is just using the whole hair in the food just to blame you which is ridiculous.