Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.
EmiliaB 12
#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.
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Comments (72)
kalbrek009 20
Could the hair possibly have been the customer's & she was just trying to get a free meal? I've seen people bring weird things into a restaurant to try that.
lmfao_forreal 7
Plot twist: "even though I'm bald". Lol this made me laugh so hard! Wasn't expecting that.
BeastOfJupiter 7
#1 - What else, besides hair, is on your head? Your comment is either wrong or worded very badly. Can you please clarify?
oddities 20
#70, pubic hair, body hair. We're a hairy people. I kid. I mean, some of us … Ignore me.
zandylove 7
I sometimes wonder how people so stupid exist.
avapaige1234 19
That's your manager trying to pacify the customer. Don't take it too personally OP!
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
He is referring to a penis. No further explanations needed.
Ocrysia 1
I think it's hilarious when people correct others incorrectly when the person was correct to begin with.
smoother04 2
You got blamed for calling yourself a chef working at a fast food joint
CloverFuchs 6
#2 What a special kind of dumbass you are