Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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MACARONInCHEESE 10
Stay golden pony boy.
Chente_313 15
Maybe he thought the fish needed air.
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Comments (60)
klenorris 15
Ha!
Ki11erC 18
Wow, if he's not very young and even then, that's a special kind of stupid.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Goldfish don't live well in bowls anyways. They need constantly filtered water to help provide oxygen and manage waste.
SimoneTaylor1994 15
If he is really young then that's cute. he's trying to save the fish. but now you're going to have to explain to him fish live in water.
mvc3ftw 17
no matter how old,That is still stupid. sorry about the fish Op.
sbarua219 17
I'm actually laughing pretty hard lol
jajajanie 13
He may not be the smartest... but he has quick hands!
SexyMexi21 23
He saved the fish from drowning ! Jk he needs to learn give him a book on golddish.
DewIchigo 17
Wahahaha so cute ~ at least he was trying to take care of the fishie
Sakuraashita 15
Either your brother's a toddler or a special kind of stupid...
ihpp 22
F the fishes life. hopefully you got the fish back in the bowl before anything bad happened to it.