Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
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Top comments
thethingy 6
Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)
DocBastard 40
Someone who lives in Brazil. Obviously.
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Comments (98)
siberianhamster 17
I hope she left your nipples intact.
samasara 20
Ohh. Time for revenge? Put caramel in her shampoo.
Kallian_fml 21
Maybe she was just sick of getting carpet burn during sex? And if there wasn't that much hair, I don't know why you screamed. If every woman screamed getting waxed they'd have to make beauty salons sound proof.
carlomanden 5
He screamed because it came unexpected. You would too.
Kallian_fml 21
He said he woke up and saw the wax strip on his chest before she ripped it off. That's not really unexpected.
Tezoma 28
30, do you expect to wake up to something like that? OP may not have even fully realized what was going on until it was too late. I know it takes me a moment to completely wake up.
BunchieRules 31
37 - Agreed. If I woke up looking at a giant bucket of water over my head, I'm not sure my reflexes would be fast enough for me to just avoid the situation entirely. I would probably realize what was about to happen, and by then, I would not have enough time to react, so I would just relish in the moment of a gallon of water pouring on my head.
kiwienne 21
Waxing can hurt like **** with the wrong tools. I've experienced the pain on my legs - would NOT want to try it on my chest :/
Kallian_fml 21
37- I generally expect to wake up to much worse. Ever had a nipple piercing in your sleep?
MrSarary 26
I love how she had an evil laugh before she pulled the strip
Posthuman 26
Well maybe next time you won't try waxing her upper lip hair while she sleeps
MigraineurOfLife 15
At least you didn't cry OP.
Deirdre_Curry 4
Hahaaaaaa!
AndreKanaan 6
lol join the club
sugarshane007 20
Something tells me the fun has only begun! Good luck OP!
lulzcoaster 3
i would say make her scream in return but its prolly illegal
sugarshane007 20
Plenty of ways that aren't illegal, like scaring her, returning the waxing favor, or others.
ApollosMyth 22
33 - I'm pretty sure someone could argue assault for getting waxed without their consent.
sugarshane007 20
39 - They probably could, but kinky usually doesn't hold up well in court.