Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
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xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
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Comments (94)
forza_italia88 2
you should buy this drug called anagrain! its the best! my doctor gave it to me when i was sick! it helps get rid of migraines while relieving nausea! its the best for a hangover :P
tardis99 0
You should have taken the steak-taste-better pill and eaten a steak, instead.
dizzyizzy97 3
If you got dizzy and nauseous then u should have eaten and drank something. you should have also laid down on the couch with ur feet in the air. (: Face is pale, lift the tail. Face is red, lift the head.
Quasar55_fml 18
You have created a perpetual motion !
ALBATROSS9080 0
I don't really take pills for this reason
googlegirl496 0
to bad they don't make a pill for winy little bitch,,, that's what op needs!!!:)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#53 Migraines can be awful to live with. I'm guessing that OP gets migraines on almost a daily basis...I can't imagine dealing with that, can you?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have a friend in Seattle who also suffers from migraines...Nearly on a daily basis, which I can't even imagine dealing with! I know that she goes through a lot of pain, and I hate that she has to deal with it so often. I'm so sorry that you seem to be going through the same thing, since I know that it sucks a TON for my friend!
tona01 16
please don't get angry, but you have friends that have suffered a lot, one that got hit by a distracted driver(rest in peace) one that suffers terrible headaches, and a few that suffered something i can't remember
nerdsgetmehot 23
#57 The person who got hit by a distracted driver wasn't a friend, it was the husband of my boss at the time. I can't recall the other friends that apparently suffer from various other terrible things according to you, though...
PancakesEqualLov 0
yeah, fyl op. migraines suck, especially if you get them a lot. /:
iamhaley 0
I have chronic migraines and in general I've been getting them since I was 9. And it's not something you'd want to live with. So I feel bad for OP.