Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
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Top comments
xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
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Comments (94)
CRrawsum 7
Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Troll1 0
how about some illegal plants?
titsmcgee4018 2
Drug interactions are dangerous. Try Chiropractic care instead.
CRrawsum 7
Chiropractor for a migrane...?
DocBastard 40
Don't start this. It'll lead directly to this: Chiropractics is ******* quackery! Bullshit! Chiropractors can cure everything! You're insane! You're a narrow-minded imbecile! Up yours! **** you! This comment has been moderated. This comment has been moderated. Comments are deactivated.
Sirin_fml 47
Go on, I feel like garroting someone anyway.
forza_italia88 2
actually 18 youll be surprised how chiropractors can help with headaches. i get migraines too really really bad and i only feel better after seeing my osteopath coz pain in your neck and your back leads right up to your head
DVecc 0
my mom used to work for a chiropractor and is now a massage therapist so I can agree with this. you can also press up on the bone above the eye (the part underneath directly above the eye) there's a nerve there and the pain releases a chemical pain reliever which is supposed to be 10x stronger then what they use in the hospital. (forgetting the name of the chemicals at the moment)
zkchild 0
I hear the kids these days use crack to help with problems like that.
sporteeholmes01 15
The thought of that is terrifying!
wtfimnotgay 0
in my opinion op, if you took the pill for the migrane, then took the other pill, you shouldn't have either symptom. i agree with #1
califormula 0
I've been there. sucks
arnthegreat 0
stop popping pills and realize your body can handle itself. or just go to the doctor for more placebos.
GavinRoskamp 0
On behalf of anyone who has ever gotten a migraine, I'll say this: You have no idea how debilitating migraines are. If you seriously think we can get through them without medication, then **** you. You haven't experienced pain at all until you've had a migraine.
izvakutzklipx 2
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Daederoth 10
Just smoke a little crack, clears headaches up like magick.
dt520 4
pills are overrated