Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
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Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
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xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
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attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
FMLJunki 0
*nazis* (plural, not possessive, and YDI for being one)
22cute 17
Engrish!
prettypinkpixie 9
hmmm I'm going to say FYL and YDI. your life sucks if you deal with frequent migranes. You deserve it for mixing your pills.
CRrawsum 7
Hahahaha, I thought I was the only one. :)
piiing 0
my sister gets migraines, so I know how horrible they are. I feel bad for you OP.
krazy_glu3 0
just drink a bottle of nyquil so you can be ktfo and not have to deal with migraines or nausea!
incomple 0
they're high-fiving eachother.
Mourningstar 4
Smoke pot, it'll help with all that! :-)
yesiyes 0
hahaha
tona01 16
it really does help, you would be surprised
hxcxrocker93 3
Pill paradox!
dephey89 5
its obvious that there is some kind of drug interaction going on. you should seriously consider contacting a pharmacist to find out what your options are (they have programs on the computer to tell you weather or not the drugs are interacting) and to see if there is a way of preventing your side affects. Good Luck!
FairyTales_fml 6
I feel your pain :(