Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
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xGraycloud 4
don't take so many pills...
attatood 8
What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)
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Comments (94)
catmadshea 1
this is one of tha only FML I legitimately laughed at.
psychedelic4 0
YDI for spelling migraine wrong.
GreatGeak 8
I used to get migraines everytime I would get anxious or excited, and since I'm kinda OCD/ADD that isn't hard. Aleve was my miracle worker...up until I stopped getting them all together, for who knows what reason.
faithfulangel 0
how do u know the second pill gave that headache to u? how do u know it wasn't the combination of the 2 pills that did it?
iSolDyourSouL 0
Moral of the story? You have too many pills..
minimog16uk 8
Migranes suck, I used to get them all the time and anyone on here who hasn't had one has no idea how awful they are. Try getting a magnet-therapy bracelet, I have one and I only get about one mild migrane a year now. Take it from me, the benefit of these bracelets are definately not a myth.
Maravilla4 1
Oh pretty bud all in my blood marjunana, should smoke some weed instead of pills if u react wrong to the pills
DVecc 0
maybe you should read the ******* bottle and not mix medicine unless you know they don't interfere with each other and you obviously don't.
dumdum1000 0
nauseated not nauseous (unless you are a gas)
schadenfreude26 0
You, my sir, need to be provided with a nice thick Webster's.
urfavoriteham 0
smoke weed