Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
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brianjman14 23
I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
KBruce317 0
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.
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Comments (130)
firstdbzmaker 15
haha sounds like that would happen to me...FYL
boomx 0
LMFAO ! i wouldve whippedd his asss when he woke up, LOL JK i cant hit a flyy !
dannnn_fml 0
next time go in his room and turn it off so you can sleep
mkat2000 6
But the door was locked so he couldn't go in! Duh.
luvpink257 0
that sucks . . . FYL
SuckMyCrayola 0
That sucks hella bad,
smurf1 0
I would have broke the ******* door down that would piss me off
brianjman14 23
19, you just gave me a hilarious image in my head. XD
smurf1 0
#21 did you mean me?
il_bastardo 0
YDI for not putting headphones in or just leaving. Pretty simple solutions, no?
condomsalsa 0
Clearly leaving the room to avoid the sound was not an option. Niether was kicking down the door to stop it, or wearing headphones. You just had to sit there and endure it.
KelceyLoves 0
Bahahaha. Leave?