Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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Zhyber 10
What i want to know is why he giggles after clogging the toilet...
JusTheo 17
Couldn't he just unclogg the toilet?
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Comments (42)
Bunnyluver 20
I wonder what he flushed that is so funny! It's got me giggling too.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Poop
Bunnyluver 20
Ohhh, I thought it was a condom or something...
sprout_08 12
It's all giggles and ***** till you have to explain what happened.
Sora_McKain 36
It's all giggles and *****, until someone ***** and giggles. Oh wait....I have that backwards lol.
shanannygians07 28
Did you laugh with him?
the_real_dvd 21
Is he really so incompetent that he has to call maintenance for his shit?
andrmac 25
Tell him your man enough to clog it now be the man and unclog it!
ChugTheBleach 7
He's a keeper.
whatthebegerk 7
Your boyfriend sounds awesome. Haha!
themmke 2
I'm confused
Bunnyluver 20
Instead of down voting people, maybe you should actually take time to explain. Basically, OPs boyfriend was giggling at the fact he clogged the toilet. I thought he flushed something funny like a condom or tampon, but he was just laughing at his own shit. It's not so funny anymore now.
AggieMike77 12
Something is definitely NOT right with this asshole.
CreeperIRL 14
Think he enjoys the reefer .