Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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blackonblight 33
You can probably minimize the scarring with proper cleaning and lotions. Since it's just a slice, and she didn't take out any flesh, you're just worrying about it sealing up. Even the worst scars I have are fading to the point you can barely see them after ten years, and those are from where a small (1/2inch long) chunk of flesh was bitten out of my wrist. If that can vanish, your cookie cutter shouldn't last forever.
bprothero 1
Were you "hammered" at the time? Lol
bmichalouski23 6
free tattoo?
Nuclear101 4
Next time make a metal cookie cutter shaped like a penis, then slam it into his head and claim that you didn't do it.
Venecia 2
Yup back story I was taking this Hot girl for a pick nick in my new Harley n got hit really hard that this thing ended up in my leg!!! ( it was a gift since this hot girl loves to bake ) I will never ride a bike again!!! something like that
ethancano 11
That's so morbid
Whydoucare24 8
I have do many questions like where did she get a hammer??
MPDFML 8
At least teddy bears are adorable. There's still a cuddly bright side.
shatforshort 2
it concerns me that everyone thinks the kid is innocent..... I mean I'd freak out.... what if the kid turns out to grow up to be a cookie cutter psycho killer?????
paolino_fml 18
Well, you'll have a good conversation starter