Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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ganjagirl84 2
Kinda strange. Wasn't the little girl scared of the blood. A child of that age has no idea what the intent of this is, but maybe she'll appreciate it a few years down the road. I hope so at least.
m1989_fml 10
that's pretty badass.
mattrd_fml 31
cheaper than a tattoo!
kohler_thanyou 5
there needs to be a follow up. I feel like if she was supervised it wouldn't have happened. so obviously someone shouldn't have been sleeping....
umerin 32
I was asleep in my bed when my sister visited with said niece, yes my sister should've been watching her but she was too busy cooking dinner.
kohler_thanyou 5
then it definitely wasn't your fault haha!
katina1236 20
At least you'll have a cute scar, and an interesting story when people ask.
martin8337 36
Maybe put a teddy bear tattoo over the scar.
natywantspeace 7
Idk... This would not bother me, scars have stories to tell :)
vikky538 29
a tattoo permenenate..
Chibi_Kitten 24
If anyone asks, just say you lost to a person with sharp objects..that isn't a total lie, and you would sound totally bad butted.
greenman42 10
Cover it with a tattoo