Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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Zero_TAlent_ 23
You could say that prank was "scarring" And that joke was really "hammered" into you. ... You could say these puns are horrible and I would agree...
Zero_TAlent_ 23
How did I forget unBEARable... *facepalm*
cakefete2 31
You didn't forget. You just put the "bear" essentials first.
rosco98 16
well it could've been worse, it could have been a giant heart with I love you scrolled across the middle. good luck explaining that one
pikawarriors 18
That sounds easier to explain than a teddy bear.
ItsGillian 1
Sounds like a bad ass scar
Llama_Face89 34
I'm not sure how badass a teddie bear scar could be.
wanted_2_want 40
You two will always have an unereasable moment.
dawood_k 27
It's rude to decline a gift... Regardless of what it is, where's your manners
cakefete2 31
Guess what the nickname for herpes is? Would you be obliged to accept that "gift" as well?
umerin 32
It was kind of impossible to decline that gift
Sandsh8rk 36
Was she trying to give you a cutie mark?
gracehi 33
Really, it could be much worse... At least it wasn't one of those cookie cutters they sell in sex shops.
sjhill 32
It's a great conversation starter!
worldclassrager 41
Well you can get a teddy bear tattoo the outline is already there...or just keep it covered...
kiaora_fml 11
A friend of mine was told when she had surgery to put the oil from a vitamin e capsules twice a day to minimize scaring after initial wound. It helped her greatly. Also could be worse, she could of used a 'risky' cookie cutter. What did the mother of the child say?