Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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foxwasalamb 24
this in that movie black x-mas. at least thats what this reminded me of
slipstreak 10
Well, at least it'll be a cute scar.
avila_boy22 12
better than a tattoo? maybe not ..
Themaid 13
Why would anyone click deserved it?!
siggy_mcsigx 22
Did it start oozing blood? Was the kid freaked out?
jwelton80 2
You know the saying "Chicks dig scars"? Now they will love yours and you will have a story to tell.
iAdamC 1
Damn, I can't think of a clever comment.
neverready 25
I hope you get the rest of the teddybear tattooed into the outlines you got from your niece. That would be great!
GentlemanBastard 15
Yeah, add some vicious teeth and ******* dragon wings or something. Make it a deranged demon teddy. That would actually be pretty sick
Mauskau 36
Scars fade. At least it's not a tattoo :)
longview409 8
You could probably make it into a tattoo