Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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WillN210 7
You shoulda seen the other guy
umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
howtobestupid 16
Get a sweet tattoo over it
lina21 12
Sorry OP, that's gotta hurt too I imagine. Where was her mother.....or were you supposed to be babysitting?
Bloink 25
id rather have that than an ugly scar
berkeleyjake 13
too bad there isn't a "actually... that's kind of cool" button
3moPopSickle 6
How all serial killers start off...
mld4657 28
is it just me or does anyone else have "I'm a gummy bear" song going thru their head
ViviMage 40
And what will your sibling do to compensate you?
Witchylady 18
Your niece is a little psycho