Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
umerin tells us more.
umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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Comments (147)
Crofty92 17
Cheaper than a tattoo.
MrConcise 35
And only quadruple the risk of infection! I'm a doctor, this is fact.** **This is a lie.
Adam5858 17
Tattoo artist in the making
cakefete2 31
Na. She's not original enough. Her designs are too "cookie-cutter".
Maaska 16
That might actually end up being awesome
teotsi 28
I highly doubt it...
cakefete2 31
Time will "bear" witnesses as to which of you two is telling the truth.
moo_and_bloo 10
The pain must have been unBEARable.
teotsi 28
Too late.
ProudDaddy 7
That's awesome lol
queen_missy 1
That's kinda cute though. Lol. Im sorry it hurt though
Littlelee240 11
That's a metal tattoo.
dudeman1212 22
Maybe you can tattoo some details on and make that ****** gorgeous
Epickitty58 29
Sounds like a beary awkward situation . . . I hope things don't turn grizzly with you and your little cousin.
mkayden 23
Well.. At least it's a cute scar..? No? Ok...