Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML
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Top comments
dathan 14
Hmm. I'm missing some information here... Was he like 3 or 4 years old, or like 16?
Jonaahhhh 12
Ask him if it will be harder to see with two black eyes... That sucks, OP (Keep in mind I'm saying this under the assumption that her brother isn't too young)
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Comments (70)
NewYorkMexPR 14
Just trying to help
monpetitchevelle 4
That's classic! But why did he do that??
9lashes 15
Dont you pay attention? To help her see! (:
TheCutestLizard 28
How is that "classic?"
NoFlippinWai 24
"Classic" is a term for "that will always be funny." stop nitpicking and come up with a real comment. Also, agreed. It will be a fun story to tell your kids... after you get out of prison for killing him. No one would blame you. :)
SoulAmeliorate 16
Smart kid.
perdix 31
He's only helping. Guys don't like girls with the English Sheepdog look. If the OP is make: Bangs? Dude, really?!?!
TheCutestLizard 28
I own that site, too, and it's very popular!
lilhellian 27
Perdix is that the one fetish you don't have?
sig4life 18
No, he has it, but for some reason it is the only fetish he won't admit to.
kyu_Q 19
Ok since this is the first time I have seen Predix get thumbed down so much I joined the band wagon. Just could not help myself.
coolboy675 16
It was hair yesterday, gone today.
Enslaved 38
And it was "Hare today, goon tomorrow" for poor Little Bunny Foo Foo.(:
Myo_fml 20
... What are you on right now, enslaved? I would like some.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Gasp! 85, have you never heard the song 'Little Bunny Foo Foo' before?! It is a super cheesy children's song that seems to go on forever. I loved it when I was younger.
Myo_fml 20
I know there was something about brutally murdering mice?...
botanistjessica 24
"Scoopin' up the field mice and bopping 'em on their heads."
Julianne_sings 10
That sucks, OP. You've got to give it to him though, he's got a great sense of humor!
Smangical 8
How old was he?
SaxophoneHero 12
Old enough to hold a pair if scissors!
pmadNess 16
Enslaved, I was going to post that OP could see all obstacles in his/her way. I figured you'd be the one to beat me to it. But, alas, we are slow...
brittbrittky86 1
Totally epic! You mad bro?!? Revenge is the sweetest dish
ohgeejosee 19
Three great sayings thrown together into three awkward incomplete sentences. Shame on you.
\ 28
My Dad loved that song when I was growing up. Since we lived in North Carolina, a place with frequent rains, he often had an excuse to sing that song. Ah, memories.