Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Red0174 0
HAHA I've done that before, but it was 1:17 and I thought it said 7:17 so i thought I was late for school.
spidercat69 0
Hahaha! I've done this before too!! Lol, I went to bed at 11pm and woke up for school, took my shower, put on my make up and went down to breakfast only to see that it was 12:30am, I had slept for less than an hour!! Lol, I don't know what woke me or why I thought it was time to get up. :P
KaY262 0
God I hate it when that happens! I woke up like 4 hours ahead before three CONSECUTIVE times and it was infuriating....gah.
prettygirlsonly 0
I have a cousin tht did tht so many times tht it wasnt funny anymore hahahahaha
Light_Ty 0
LOL that almost happened to me too last year, I went downstairs to eat breakfast first, and thankfully my dad told me "What the heck are you doing?" I said "Getting ready for school?" He told me to look at the clock.... it was 3AM too =P
glitch45 0
You cleaned your room before you got dressed?
deathbunny256 0
I don't think you "gathered the courage" so much as gathered the will or something, right?
FyshStyx 0
Ahahaha damn I've done that too. Once I feel asleep on my bed right after getting home from school because I was so exhausted. I woke up like 5 hours later at like 9 pm (in the winter btw) so it was pitch black, and I figured it was morning, so I did my entire routine: breakfast, shower, dress, etc. It sucked, because my parents weren't home, so nobody was around to ask what the **** I was doing.
nieska18 0
aha ive done something related. for a week or so i woke up and looked at the alarm and saw that it was 1am, or 2am whatever time, and for some reason half asleep i thought it was like a countdown or something and thought to myself is it 1am or do i have only one hour left to sleep? fricken wierdest thing ever, its so retareded, we can do the craziest things and think the craziest things when we are half asleep.
pandalover69 26
a friend of mine did something like that once. she got up and took a shower then looked at the clock and realized it was midnight