Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Comments (263)
Boogers 0
Haaaaaaaah! Look at your clock next time, Jeeze.
lakehamthekid 0
That's happened to me several times. It really sucks, I know how you feel.
inerdablanket 4
#5, sometimes when you wake up, you assume it's the normal time you wake up. I've done that before. My mom came down and asked wtf I was doing making eggs at 3:00 in the morning.
emo_babe 0
bahahaha I HATE when that happens!! XD lmao Sorry dude!
jkcmutch 0
haha i've done that a few times also. look on the bright side, you dont need to shower when you have to get up the second time!
marie1995_fml 0
Ok, wait.. so you took a shower, and then cleaned up your room. and after that you got dressed? do you usually clean up your room... naked?
monkeysss 3
This has never happened to me. I always look at the clock when I wake up. That must suck, though. I can't understand how that ended up happening, as at 3 AM it is still dark outside, but I bet in the future you'll be looking at the clock more!
missus_butter 0
#171 - that's why you're always dirty! Seriously, to everyone who says this person shouldn't be called an idiot, if they did not want to get ready at the wrong time, they should have checked the time. Furthermore, I personally know a lot of people who deliberately don't keep clocks in their house and choose their appliances so they don't have clocks either. These people all have two things in common: they're stupid, and they're usually not on time.
cbuckk 0
i don't get it does school start at 322 pm?
carolizzle712 0
196, what the hell? he/she woke up waaay too early. but OP, it's kind of your fault. i mean, use a frickin clock.