Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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pickwick716 0
why does this suck? you got everything done and you get to sleep for like 4 more hours. Then when you have to get up you can just walk out the door. People bitch too much...
Oriina 0
You "gathered the courage" to take a shower ... Does the soap have a hit-list on you or something? Sponge mafia? On the brightside, you're up! Go back to bed and wake up alllll over again.
HANNAHisCRAZYY 0
that's happened to me way too many times.
sargent5 0
Haha I think everyone has done this at some point or other...that is FUNNY!
supra97_fml 0
why would you clean up your room before school? why didn't you look at the clock to see how much time you had left until you had to leave to go to school. that sucks, FYL
kirbyviper93 0
I have done this on more than one occasion. I feel your pain, dude. xP
catcat_meeeow 0
1. "gathered the courage to take a shower" wtf? 2. why do you wake up early enough to clean your room before you leave for school?
Jessyca_fml 0
:/ maybe high school is a bad experience soo they rather not go.
ashleyy_fml 0
That suckss! I've done something similar, but when I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 12, but I thought it was noon, when it was really midnight, and I started freaking out because I thought I slept through half of school haha.
iam_fuck_life 0
i tried this once... with my mother... she got up at 3 am to make lunch for us. she wasn't happy...