Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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fenfenrocks 0
I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.
xwhitegirl 0
Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML
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Comments (52)
MoonTiger 4
Gotta love the TP-er's style =)
xomegan95 0
BEAUTIFUL!!!! haha!!! my friends have done that before, i just stood and watched, then my friend figured out that they were TP-ing her house. :D
Skull_300 0
If I broke in, I would have left a "Trophy Log" in the toilet... Did you ever see a Log left in a toilet and no toilet paper? What the **** is up with that?
khung835 6
what is TP?
Prawn_fml 2
TP is toilet paper.. and the action, i think, is when you run around and around a house leaving it wrapped loosely in a long strand of toilet paper. Anyway, something USsies do.
khung835 6
what is TP?
Preston_Pope 0
wow stop trying to bullshit people nobody broke in and stole your TP, you just happened to be out and decided to make a shitty attempt at amusing the public with a FAIL fml entry
LittleMt22 0
Wouldn't you think that it would be someone you know??? and plus if anyone was going to TP your house wouldn't they bring it with them?
master565 0
WTF I ******* wrote the exact same thing then posted it ann it got rejected. this this is so ******* unfair. **** u Fmylife
cactus_fml 0
I bet whoever you live with did it. Hahahahaha.
eehizle 0
maybe it was someone from your house. idiot.