Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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fenfenrocks 0
I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.
xwhitegirl 0
Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML
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Comments (52)
GuerillaRated 0
It was an inside job.
tricia89 0
That sucks, but kudos to them. That's pretty great.
baby_gurl2405 0
haha luv it! but to complete the job now you need to throw all of your eggs onto your house as well... u know just to make it look perfect :P
Erindub 0
Yeah I'd look within the home for your TPer. Whos really going to come empty handed?
idiotkid 0
Maybe you sleep walk.
cerebellum_fml 0
This could be a lot worse, consider the white stuff miracle decorations.
whattheeffinhell 0
damn kids are fun nowadays
letmethinknow 0
I'm writing that one down
xwhitegirl 0
Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML
polico_wolf 0
aw, poor you. I bet you wish he stole something expensive instead