Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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fenfenrocks 0
I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.
xwhitegirl 0
Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML
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Comments (52)
TheOtherNewest1 6
Maybe they didn't want the paper trail of a TP purchase? Crafty scum.
alexandraa_fml 0
wtfomglol
k43L1 0
So I guess you wanted the person to steal your TV & shit instead right? laugh it off and be grateful you didn't have anything else stolen!!!!!!
aero_fml 0
Yeah this is freaking awesome, I'd be laughing for weeks
ILIEKGIRLS 5
non-stop? :/
perdix 31
Now, your whole family is going to have to go outside with their pants around their ankles and jump around under the trees to have something to wipe with. I hope your neighbor has a video camera and a YouTube account.
Witchcraft_fml 5
On the bright side, when they're out of toilet paper, they can use pine cones!
perdix 31
But when they get down to pine cones, the videos have to go to YouPorn or RedTube!
spinarium 2
LOL this is hilarious
kristidgranger 3
I am sure u know the person. playing a joke on u bc I don't think anyone would pull a BNE only to steal TP bc of the charges they could face unless they knew u wouldn't charge them!
grrrarrrg2 2
Eitehr someone you live with did this or your making it up. Either way It's still pretty funny!
xxxNataliexxx 0
LOL, This is my favorite so far! I just had to laugh(;
headology 0
That's just so sad!
X_Rhiannon_X 0
HAHAHA marvelous. How do kids come up with these things?