anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BadKitty
Invermay, Australia
Surprise!
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Elliot
United Kingdom
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
treeless
Canada
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
WTF
GHOSTS!
Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
fuck gangnam style in the anus
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Stevenson Ranch, United States
Ruined
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Norway
Wild night
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
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Uradoosh 1
there would be three dead guys if it was my house
misoHappy 0
WTF?! Scary more than awkward!
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Comments (143)
flossybaben 0
Sure you did:|
aaron1995_fml 0
I no hahah :) go pies ;)
Serec 0
Oh lawd. Offer some cheese and crackers.
failblorg 0
I would have sat with them and asked what was on, then offer drinks because I'm a nice host.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
So what were they watching?
Anaxes 5
Usually there's a transvestite in the bunch.
Vlakyy 0
at least they didn't steal it.
JNaftel 0
this isn't an fml..you woke up found the guys in your living room then they explained why they were there and every thing made sense.
Aerius_fml 3
No, OP woke up to a broken window. When they went into the living room, there were three guys watching TV. Where do you get them explaining from?
metalguy95 11
there would be three bloody and unconscious people on the ground in my house :)
harmtouch 0
new friends!!
iamrebeccalou 0
Lol we watched two men walk in through our yard. In the door and into the living and beat the shit out of my dad then left.
blooglekoogle 0
ouch...