anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BadKitty
Invermay, Australia
Surprise!
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Elliot
United Kingdom
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
treeless
Canada
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
WTF
GHOSTS!
Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
fuck gangnam style in the anus
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Stevenson Ranch, United States
Ruined
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Norway
Wild night
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
Top comments
Uradoosh 1
there would be three dead guys if it was my house
misoHappy 0
WTF?! Scary more than awkward!
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xVictoriaDreamz 0
haha they broke in to watch tv xD
swish22743 0
that's pretty crazy! can you imagine if it was just to use his bathroom or something haha
SadinSherman 16
Breaking in is pretty stressful
Mister_Grinch 0
I would do the same if there was Cat nip and a Ball of Yarn. :)
MissGrinch 4
O_O
lonesomeXheartbr 0
maybe their tv was stuck on a penis pump commercial
Mister_Grinch 0
I see what you did there. :p
susiesierra 0
hahaha that's funnier than the post you are refering to!!
blooglekoogle 0
hahaaha I saw that fml
mightymart 5
wtf!! what happened then?!!
heynow00wellthen 0
Darn hobos. Go back to your bridges.
ripjohnlennon 5
there was a hobo camp near my little cousins house and I convinced him they were man-eating hobos xD
heynow00wellthen 0
The only bad hobos I've heard of are the ones that rape innocent people in the park at night time. Now there's cannibal hobos too?! lol
pwincessa23 1
lol.
Berian 0
lol what I don't get is why he/she would deserve it haha
C6Racer 0
Shutup, Ignorance(meg).
makemeasandwich 0
You probably got really drunk, found three guys on the street, invited them over because you were lonely, came home, realized you lost your keys so you had to broke in, and fell asleep. YDI
makemeasandwich 0
break* DAMN
failblorg 0
You were on a roll until you said broke...
biskitbukit 7
You finally made some friends, don't you f*ck this up now.