Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
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Top comments
myelias25 15
Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots
dezman2000 21
From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...
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Comments (73)
myelias25 15
Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots
bwinski 19
I know traffic sucks in NY but they could use the carpool lane once they got on the freeway, right? Traffic wouldn't be THAT bad then and overall it wasn't worth rushing her kid who was just coming out of surgery...
dezman2000 21
From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...
axfabxdisaster 25
Ooww I'm sorry, she should've just left you to sleep
NoName011 12
Right? I mean, where did she need to go that was so important?
Devtyro 14
Please tell me you took your sweet time getting dressed. What did you get surgery for?
tzemmy 25
Priorities.
PenguinBitch 44
Pretend you still have some anesthesia left and fall asleep.
drunkturtle 14
What kind of moron just expects someone to get up and leave right after they've had surgery? It's people like this that shouldn't have kids in the first place
pphead 5
Well your mom needs to take it easy lol
daemonsparta 16
were you even discharged?
Donuts202 13
She sounds lovely.