Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
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ThatsHowItsDoneS 2
That's a pain in the ass isn't it
dansythomas 6
You're ******
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Comments (260)
l0v3p4in 7
It still could work if OP is a girl and her roommate is a gay male. My friend is a straight girl but hangs out with more gay guys than straight ones. When she and her gay friends drink, she's all over them. Isn't there a movie about a straight girl getting knocked up by her gay male friend?
Hellbound_Alleee 14
it makes a big difference which gender each of you is. I mean, if you're a guy and she's a girl. one of you has to get a pregnancy test. If you're both female, well, you need to talk. If you're both male, I don't know why everyone assumes the gay one is the aggressor. If you read Dan Savage, the letters are full of HDTH letters (how did that happen?).
AgentSmith79 9
OP refers to the roommate as "he".
Karalela44 15
...he probably remembers ._.
tootall2breathe 8
Well there's a painful way to start your first of the 12 steps.
alan831 9
Is anyone else reminded of Boat Trip?
BoratSagdiyev 2
What trip? I only have hand party with Pamela Anderson.
cenali 2
Doesn't matter. Still might have had sex?
SooInnLovee 6
I was gonna make a gay joke buttfuck it ;)
boobs1234 5
Lol
cherry72 13
How do we know OP is male??? Still awkward situation either way. But everyone is assuming OP is male. I'm on my iPod touch (I'm wondering if it shows on fml site)
retrorewind 13
oh the classic, "dick up my ass and don't remember" speech.