Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.
Catdragon 40
wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.
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Comments (41)
dakatabg 31
Not on purpose so forgive her
anonamous14 9
That was sweet of you though!
Carebeareatu 23
But now imagine all the "I'm sorry" kisses she'll give you!
NonoMeow 18
Up until now, I always thought "headbutt" was when, for some reason, you hit someone's butt with your head, or someone's head with your butt. Uh, the more you know.
jjmack34 15
Very nice of you but what if she didn't want to kiss you with morning breath?
david99021 15
*FINISH HIM!!!*- Mortal Combat
mif_fml 27
It's Kombat.
KwtWaffles 15
next time go for a gentle tap on the shoulder
lulinator 40
Aww, my son and daughter like to give my boyfriend good morning hugs and kisses to wake him up too. He almost punched my son once.
Jdlove2 20
I wouldn't want to be kissed by my girlfriends son, no wonder he punched.
lulinator 40
He was startled, like the poster's girlfriend. And you'd honestly turn away a kiss from a small child? Way to make a kid feel loved. Hope you don't procreate.
gc327072 31
Ah, it's alright; its normal for couples to butt heads every now and then!
chaching5418 2
That happened to me too! But she gave me a bloody lips.