Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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abc123zyx987 0
ewww isn't that poisonous?
Juliaa15 6
That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.
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Comments (104)
rocktopuss 0
Holy shit the exact same thing happened to me! Only I was sleepdrinking when it happened.. That was a terrible way to wake up..
spicyasscakes 0
you're going to be blind.
RUSH777 0
I submitted one almost exactly like this a month ago and it didn't get posted on the site. I had a glass a quarter full of rubbing alcohol I used to sanitize my piercing's in the previous night. I woke up in the middle of the night and took a swig out of it thinking it was water. Why is this post better? Just curious.
stfu21 0
fail. get to a doc
ella868 0
my mom used to work in the hospital; she told me that thy used to keep the pee bucket right next to the water bucket... coulda been worse
hellokimmiee 5
nail polish remover evaporates quickly... because of that the smell is very strong.... i think you twisted this to make it even lamer
Lmafo10 0
Hahahaha! i did that like three weeks ago...ya. It sucks.
Roxsteady 2
How are you not dead?
jayz9 0
Wtf - obviously the nail polish was located @ the wrong spot
Tito147 0
cava